CAPTAIN JACK'S
      MAGIC

Captain Jack and his constant companion Parrot has traveled the world on their adventures.  They learned the magic tricks of the spiritual leaders of many nations and tribes.  They use this magic to escape their pursuers and create riches.

Captain Jack and Parrot have no need to search for gold.  We learned how to turn silver into gold from and alchemist in a port in Portugal.   With a silver piece of eight.  Silver on both sides. I can turn it into gold.  I cover it with the magic gold cloth and abracadabra it turns into gold. 

Captain Jack has a magic knife.  I forced Maggie the magician, pronounced "Magnahamed" in Arabic to give me the magic knife.  I say the magic words "knife, knife hear my will.  knife knife do not kill."  The knife then will not penetrate the flesh.

After I got the knife I forced Maggie the magician into this tiny bottle.  When Maggie sleeps the genie bottle will not stand up.  I shake it and wake her up.  The genie bottle will not stand upright.

Parrot and I were captured by the Headhunters of Borneo.  They really wanted to shrink parrots head so they could hang it on their hut.  They wanted to impress the ladies with Parrot's beauty.  We escaped by making fire with our fingers.  We learned this trick from a magician in Korea.

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